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When bursting out of a pool..
New Orleans is awesome. I am quite stuffed. :)
Things I hate about the dentist:
1. They try to have a conversation with me when they have 5 billion pieces of shit crammed in my mouth. 2. They put all the instruments that they aren’t using on my chest. Like, I’m not a fucking table, bitch.
New song obsession: Little Light by Rachel Platten. Go listen to it. Now.
When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake,...
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